My crazy nonsense =^-^=

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

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foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

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dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

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textpoops:

So now you could call our ask boxes yahoo answers

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supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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